Old People at Dawn

Midnight at Uni:

- 8 cups of Twinnings Green Tea and Lemon

(Sneaking around Public Health...)
J:"Can I metal gear it into that lab?"
D:"If you can..."
J:"I just saw the guy come out of the restroom"
D:"Oh are you serious?...ok go for it!"

...

J:"Where's my ID card!?!"

D:"Is it in your bag?"

J:"It's never in my bag..."

(10 minutes later)

J:"oh wow I found my ID, it was in my bag"

D:*slaps head*

J:"Alright, let's do 2 solid hours okay?"
D:"Ok, so at 1"
...
J:"omg its 3:30 now! you need some calcium and potassium in you"

at Fast Eddy's:

- Ham, cheese and tomato toasted sandwich
- 2 banana smoothies

D:"There's a party in my stomach...and they're blowing up helium balloons..."

D:"The helium balloons went out the wrong way *blush*"

J:"If you didn't tell, I woulda thought you were just washing your hands"

J:"That's why you're my most favouritest person in the world...cos you got me FOCO!"

D:"Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger"

J:"Yeah...unless its a bullet...then you're f**ked...unless you got shot in the head and the bullet went into a part of the brain so that you couldn't feel anything, and so like you could push yourself further than any person, then you go and decide to make a nulcear war head under the ocean, but then some english dude in a suit rocks up and you're like what?! and he brings along Denise Richards, and then you'll be like, hey you got a nice rack and all but please, and then the english dude smacks you up...but then you find out that the english dude is actually american and so you ask for his name...and he says that he doesn't have a name, but a 3 digit nickname instead...but then you couldn't be bothered listening...yeah...LIKE THAT"

D:"We should get going, it's 4:20am"
J:"Nah, I don't wanna get home when my parents are leaving. Have to explain why I was out so late."

...

Old couple comes and sits near us.

Both of us look outside...

D:"OMG THERE'S LIGHT!"
J:"OMG!!!"
D:"OMG IT's 6:20AM!!!"
J:"Shit we better go."
D:"Where's your FOCO?!?!"

J:"You house smells so asian..."

D:"Just the way I like it"