2 French Guys and a German Chick

Dinner with Nutella Sandwiches and Jam Sandwiches

- 2 x Helga's Wholemeal Grain Bread (Took 1 hr to finish 1 loaf)

- Ferrero Nutella

- St. Dalfour Four Fruits Jam

J:"It's like there's a party in my stomach..."

D:"It's like 2 french guys and a german girl named Helga getting it on"

J:"When will this orgy end?!"

D:"WHY DID YOU FOLD IT?!"

J:"It's like your friend bringing over a black forest cake for your birthday but without the box and walking in the rain...and then your friends rocks up and says "hey I got a black forest cake" but cos like you walked in the rain, it's all soggy...it taste like that"

D:"Carb Coma"

D:"Crusty McCrust Crust"

D:"I told you not to fold it!"

J:"But it's faster!"

D:"It took you 20 minutes to finish it!"

J:"REGRET!!!"

J:"why do we keep doing this to ourselves?"

J:"How do fat people do this?!"

J:"This is SO FOCO!"
J:"This played out so differently in my head...I imagined like this aura coming from behind me and a choir from out of nowhere singing aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, and like every bite I had, they'd sing higher AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, and then Matt Damon would be there and he'd be like yeah hi 5!"

D:"Quick call Quinney! Hey can eat the rest!"

J:"I never wanna see sliced bread again"

J:"I don't wanna cry... I need saliva!"

D:"You drool when you cry!"

D:"Next week we are definitely doing carrots."