Carrot Coloured Fuzzy Bunny

Dinner at Uni

- 2 x 1 kg bag of carrots (1 bag per person)

- Block of Mainland Edam Cheese

- Captain's Table Water Crackers : Cracked Pepper

- Philadelphia Cream Cheese Mini Tubs

- 2 x Kinder Surprise

- 3 knives

Alison: 1 whole bag (6 Carrots in 1 go)

Andrew: ............ 5 Carrots and broke down in the emergency lane on struggle street.

J: "So much chewing!"

J: "I'm not going to make it"

J: "omg it's only been 5 minutes and i've only finished 1 carrot"

D: "oh the glasses have come off! he's serious now!"

D:"take small bites!!"

J: "i think it'll be faster to go 2 carrots at the same time"

J: "OMG I have a headache"

D: "A carrot headache?...I'm fine"

...10 minutes later

D: "...aaaaargh I have a headache!"

J: "seee seee!"

@13min:

J: "omg i'm on struggle street"

J: "my jaw doesn't wanna chew anymore and my throat doesn't want to swallow it"

D:"I'm fine..."

@15min:

J: " I feel like dying now"

D: "I thought NoTears doesn't die..."

J: "Just a piece of me will die..."

D: "The Philly is really cheesy!"

J: "aw the cheese put me on edge... i'm on edge!"

@19min:

J: "I'm taking a break"

D: "I'm really sleepy..."

J: "Aw poor baby"

J: *smacks head against the table*..."AAAAARGH!!!"...*runs to restroom*

D:"Are you okay?"

J:"A piece of carrot went up my nose"

@40min:

Alison finished 6th Carrot...

J: "This isn't really regret...but NEVER AGAIN"

J: "Oh is that how you open your egg?"

D: "yeah, if I see a seam, I split it"

J: *grabs egg* "I'll show you how I split it when I was a kid"...*bites entire egg including the capsule*

D: *shakes head*

J:"oh my toy is sh*t"

D:"your toy is so FAIL...oh it's furry!"

J:"Just went up a notch...we should name it"

D:"how about Travis?"

J:"Trav...yeah Trav is good...look at him, looks like he wants to make it with you"

*turn on the side*

J:"Look! model shot"

*turns Travis over*

J:"Now he's presenting himself!"

J:"We'll polish off the entire block easy"

D:"this coming from Mister look at me I can only eat 5 carrots"

J:"I have a knife"

D:*glides 20ft and throws air punch* "dooszh"

J:"I just gotta whole lotta Alison and carrot"

...

D:"woah, I got a whole wiff of No Tears...and cheese...and carrot"

J: "I'm my stomach there's Fondue party happening down there"

*brings crackers to ears*

J:"look at me...I'm Princess Lea"

*brings capsules to ears*

D:"LOOK AT ME...I'M PRINCESS LEA!!!"

@7:30 pm: Alison eats 7th Carrot. =D

@8:50 pm: Alison has 9th Carrot.

@9:15 pm: Alison has 10th carrot.

J:"You should give it a name, and don't call it a piece of sh*t"

D:"...but I really want to...I'll call it POS (piece of shit)"

J:"lol...then you might as well call it EFTPOS"

D:"hmmm FPOS...f*cking piece of sh*t"

J:"lol"

...10 minutes later on a balcony

D:"I really wanna throw FPOS over"

J:"do it...oh wait NO security"

D:*duck like a Viet*...*starts imitating eating Pho while smoking, drinking coffee and reading the Bao*

Old People at Dawn

Midnight at Uni:

- 8 cups of Twinnings Green Tea and Lemon

(Sneaking around Public Health...)
J:"Can I metal gear it into that lab?"
D:"If you can..."
J:"I just saw the guy come out of the restroom"
D:"Oh are you serious?...ok go for it!"

...

J:"Where's my ID card!?!"

D:"Is it in your bag?"

J:"It's never in my bag..."

(10 minutes later)

J:"oh wow I found my ID, it was in my bag"

D:*slaps head*

J:"Alright, let's do 2 solid hours okay?"
D:"Ok, so at 1"
...
J:"omg its 3:30 now! you need some calcium and potassium in you"

at Fast Eddy's:

- Ham, cheese and tomato toasted sandwich
- 2 banana smoothies

D:"There's a party in my stomach...and they're blowing up helium balloons..."

D:"The helium balloons went out the wrong way *blush*"

J:"If you didn't tell, I woulda thought you were just washing your hands"

J:"That's why you're my most favouritest person in the world...cos you got me FOCO!"

D:"Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger"

J:"Yeah...unless its a bullet...then you're f**ked...unless you got shot in the head and the bullet went into a part of the brain so that you couldn't feel anything, and so like you could push yourself further than any person, then you go and decide to make a nulcear war head under the ocean, but then some english dude in a suit rocks up and you're like what?! and he brings along Denise Richards, and then you'll be like, hey you got a nice rack and all but please, and then the english dude smacks you up...but then you find out that the english dude is actually american and so you ask for his name...and he says that he doesn't have a name, but a 3 digit nickname instead...but then you couldn't be bothered listening...yeah...LIKE THAT"

D:"We should get going, it's 4:20am"
J:"Nah, I don't wanna get home when my parents are leaving. Have to explain why I was out so late."

...

Old couple comes and sits near us.

Both of us look outside...

D:"OMG THERE'S LIGHT!"
J:"OMG!!!"
D:"OMG IT's 6:20AM!!!"
J:"Shit we better go."
D:"Where's your FOCO?!?!"

J:"You house smells so asian..."

D:"Just the way I like it"

2 French Guys and a German Chick

Dinner with Nutella Sandwiches and Jam Sandwiches

- 2 x Helga's Wholemeal Grain Bread (Took 1 hr to finish 1 loaf)

- Ferrero Nutella

- St. Dalfour Four Fruits Jam

J:"It's like there's a party in my stomach..."

D:"It's like 2 french guys and a german girl named Helga getting it on"

J:"When will this orgy end?!"

D:"WHY DID YOU FOLD IT?!"

J:"It's like your friend bringing over a black forest cake for your birthday but without the box and walking in the rain...and then your friends rocks up and says "hey I got a black forest cake" but cos like you walked in the rain, it's all soggy...it taste like that"

D:"Carb Coma"

D:"Crusty McCrust Crust"

D:"I told you not to fold it!"

J:"But it's faster!"

D:"It took you 20 minutes to finish it!"

J:"REGRET!!!"

J:"why do we keep doing this to ourselves?"

J:"How do fat people do this?!"

J:"This is SO FOCO!"
J:"This played out so differently in my head...I imagined like this aura coming from behind me and a choir from out of nowhere singing aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, and like every bite I had, they'd sing higher AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, and then Matt Damon would be there and he'd be like yeah hi 5!"

D:"Quick call Quinney! Hey can eat the rest!"

J:"I never wanna see sliced bread again"

J:"I don't wanna cry... I need saliva!"

D:"You drool when you cry!"

D:"Next week we are definitely doing carrots."

Secret "Get in the mood" nuts...

Snacks stolen from T's place

- Small container of unloved Dried Fruit

"Are you serious?...Let's see if they realise that it's gone..."

"I've seen them sitting on the shelf there for a while now..."

"uhhh these taste old..." *grabs more*

"...maybe this is like their secret stash of nuts they eat to get into the mood..."

"What fruit is this!?!? ewww..." *grabs more*

"ewww the cashews are soft...I'll have the soft nuts!"

Ginger + Wasabi = Biggest RIP!!!

Dinner at New Shima

- Mariawase Sushi = a whole lotta fish crap on rice
- Taki Sakana = Lightly grilled fish in teriyaki sauce
- Japanese Tea
- Excessive Wasabi in Soy

"...never again..."
"...spiritual level..."
"if you need to go pee, i suggest you hold it until you get to T's"
"I dare you to eat all that ginger with the wasabi...I can't swallow it!...ARRRRRGHH!!!"
"this place is like the japanese version of Tra Vinh"


...


Supper at Takas

"this is soo much tastier..."
"what's that?...eel!?!"

6 Pack of Death Buns with Side of Diabetes

Dessert at DreamyDonuts:

- Rocky Road Donut (Death Bun)
- Cheesecake Donut (Jizz Bun)
- Apple Crumble Donut (Brain Stroke)
- Strawberry Donut (Pick Me Up Bun)
- 2 Cinammon Donuts...(Couldn't be f*cked bun)

HEEAAAAVVVVVYYYYYYYY!!!

"We should have naming rights...a 6 pack of death bun with a 5 year plan of diabetes please"
"...REGRET!!!..."
"What just happened?!?! It's like a Cheesecake just jizzed in my mouth!"
"I think I'm gonna die"
"This is what it feels like to have cocaine on the brain"
"Ahhhhhh!...My brain!!"

"I'm drooling!"

Melty McMelt-Melt (My Butt is Wet)

Lunch with Coles:

- 2L Bulla Creamy Classics : Cookies & Cream (Unfinished)
- Nestle Milo
- Coles Brand Pikelets

"My butt is wet"
"Let's see if we can down a whole tub of ice cream in a sitting...YEAH!!!"
"...Regret!!!..."
"...this played out differently in my head...not like this"
"what!?! We haven't even started yet?"
"We soooo shoulda got Vanilla..."
"my head is Van Damaged"
"I think I'm gonna cry...mummy!"
"you're freakin open cut mining...i'm diggin for oil...but all I'm getting is Melty McMelt Melt"
"It's all you fault...you're just as game as I am"
"oh no...I'm on struggle street...on the corner of Yak Town"

"My name is Chicken Pox, I make you itch...if you scratch me enough you'll get a stitch...go hug your friends and pass me around the sand ditch"
"My name is Syphillus, and I'm quite serious...???"
"My name is crabs, caught me in the back of the cab...???"

"I don't think my stomach likes me at all"
"I can't swallow!!"

*slap*..."hiii" *wave*